warawaraplaza:

hi five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI FIVE CHARIZARD

MY NIGGA

rupaulsfootrace:

sexting-your-grandma:

Is getting heartbroken a hobby????

No honey, it’s a career

heytinafey:

fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig

when your favorite blog reblogs you

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

fasterfood:

*shaves off eyebrows* fashion

dreamingdusk:

people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

pimptier:

i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”