sirlightbulb:

Photo bloggers be all like “my blog is prettier than yours” yet my selfies are on my blog so obviously you’re full of shit

does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around 

getoffmybloghoe:

some of you need to deep throat a cactus 

canadianslut:

manscara:

canadianslut:

ugly girls who think they can turn a gay dude straight

um anyone who thinks they can turn a gay person straight..??

Don’t be an idiot of course any girl it’s just even more insulting when these ogre’s come up to you thinking that if they get frisky with you then you’ll magically like the V

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

mrcraabs:

pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep

-annoying:

someone mail me mozzarella sticks