Photo bloggers be all like “my blog is prettier than yours” yet my selfies are on my blog so obviously you’re full of shit
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
ugly girls who think they can turn a gay dude straight
um anyone who thinks they can turn a gay person straight..??
Don’t be an idiot of course any girl it’s just even more insulting when these ogre’s come up to you thinking that if they get frisky with you then you’ll magically like the V
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back